Major Blowout

Abby had a really wet diaper when she got up this morning so, being the best mom in the world, I changed her. Then she ate and we cut her fingernails. While I was cutting her fingernails, she was farting and grunting, not unusual for her to do shortly after eating. I kept checking to be sure we weren't having any leaking and we were okay. All of the sudden, I noticed that my leg was wet and warm. Sure enough, her diaper had leaked. Granted it was completely filled to the brim, but her onesie was half soaked with poop as were her pajamas. And, for the first time, I had a melon-sized leak through my pants to my leg. Maybe you can't truly consider yourself a mother until your child's poop runs down your leg...