As most of you know, Roy and I teach the Valiant 10 class in Primary. We LOVE teaching and this group of kids keeps us on our feet and keeps us laughing so we have a great time. We have taken Abby to church the last two weeks and so she comes to class with us. We had a couple funny moments yesterday with her and the three boys that were there. To keep the stories simple, I will just call the boys A, B, and C. And, by the way, the quotes are accurate as best I can remember.
We got into Opening Exercises and A and B ask where Abby is going to sit so they could sit close to her. We pointed to a chair and they flocked over to be as close as possible, even scooting their chairs to be right against her carrier. When we got into the classroom, all three boys wanted to sit by her and kept telling the other two boys why he should get to and they should let him. They ended up sitting in a triangle around her carrier, two with their backs to us. When we explained that they needed to look at us in order for the lesson to work, they all looked at us like, "But we want to see the baby!" so we put their chairs in a line and turned Abby to face them. Problem solved!
After class was over, Roy went to change Abby's diaper and asked the boys to help me carry the carrier, diaper bag, and Primary bag. They each grabbed an item and we walked down the hall to the Primary room. Within about a minute, B and C "needed" to use the bathroom immediately, telling me that they were going because "Brother Zwahlen is in there!" Yeah right, I knew they were going to find Abby. Upon entering the bathroom, C told Roy that he really should be changing her in the women's bathroom because she has "girl parts". B told C that was a dumb idea because "Brother Zwahlen is a guy". :) When C came back into the Primary room, he told me that "Brother Zwahlen released an explosion of baby in the men's bathroom." How utterly embarrassing! :)
The rest of Primary was much the same--three boys vying for the chair closest to Abby, staring at her in her carrier and informing us when she made the slightest movement, and insisting that she was constantly farting. Those boys just crack me up! I'm glad that Abby already has surrogate big brothers, especially ones that are this much fun!
I have one more funny Primary story from yesterday. Our ward does this cool thing called Reverence Reporter. The Primary Presidency secretly asks a child to pay attention to the other children during Opening Exercises and pick someone who is being especially reverent. At the end of Opening Exercises, the Reverence Reporter comes to the front of the room and tells the Primary who the reverent child was. Yesterday, the Reverence Reporter picked his sister as the most reverent child. Roy was sitting on the other side of our row of chairs and leaned over and mouthed "nepotism". I missed what he said the first time so I asked him to repeat it, which he did. Then the boy sitting next to him leaned over to me and said, emphasizing quite loudly, "He said BAPTISM."
I love Primary!